A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a
young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her
if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her
if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he
mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly
knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."
Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The
interviewer was amazed.
He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product
and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the
gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since
you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"
"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
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