My uncle spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd
go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would
sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he
went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 Commandments.
He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he went to talk
to the minister. He said to the minister, "Father, I came here today to
steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on
the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."
The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou
shall not steal, that changed your heart?"
My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to
preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."
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