Standardized Guide
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Duh!
Walk: Kissing
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing and feels
Triple: Most of the clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the park home run: Oral Sex
Home Run: SEX!
Ground Rule Double: would have sex, but no condom
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Banned for life for gambling: sex without condom
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Advanced Terms
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Pine Tar: KY jelly
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rain Delay: parents/roommate return home unexpectedly
Box Seats: Waterbed
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Rookie: Virgin
Minor Leagues: Under 18
Loaded Bases: manage a trois
Grand Slam Sex: four times in twelve hours
Foul tip: VD
Three up and three down: impotency
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