A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask you sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course
I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that
opportunity!"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potential and realistic?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on two
million but realistically, we're living with two sluts."
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