YO MAMA SO STUPID...she took toilet paper to a crap game
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she brought a knife to a shoot out .
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she sold her car for gas money.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she failed a urine test
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she called me to ask me for my phone number
YO MAMA SO STUPID...I asked her to buy me a color TV, and she asks,
"What color?"
YO MAMA SO STUPID...when she saw Jesus walk across the water she
said "It's gotta be the shoes."
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she jumped through a window to see what was on the
other side.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she tripped over a cordless phone.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...the bitch put a phone up her ass 'cause she was
expecting a booty call!
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to
death.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she put make-up on her forehead to make up her mind!
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she heard it was chilly outside, she took a spoon.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she got hit by a parked car.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...when somebody said it was chilly outside she went and
got a bowl.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thought a quarter back was a refund.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was
Hooked on Phonics
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thinks MCI is a rapper.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she called information to get the number to 911.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she asked her boss how to spell UPS.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thought Boys II Men was a day care center
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she saw a sign saying 2 cookies for a dollar, so she
threw down 2 cookies and asked "where's my dollar!!!"
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thinks elevators are mobile homes
YO MAMA SO STUPID...she thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the tenth
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