A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play
on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats
of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to
wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't
commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's
buddies received the following note:
DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE
IN THE LUBRICATING JELLY!"
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