Despair Inc. present the Calendar of Monthly Inspirations for
Underachievers, Pessimists, and the Chronically Unsuccessful.
INEPTITUDE: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy
doing it poorly.
FAILURE: When your best just isn't good enough.
PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills
hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
MEDIOCRITY: It takes alot less time and most people won't notice the
difference until it's too late.
DEFEAT: For every winner, there are dozens of losers.
Odds are, you're one of them.
FUTILITY: You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and
statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
APATHY: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop
bugging us.
STUPIDITY: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who
never win and never quit are idiots.
AGONY: All pain is not gain.
PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness
always pays off now.
LOSING: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to
serve as a warning to others
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