Bill and Marla had a small apartment in the city, and they decided that
the only way to pull Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him
to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they
thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for a few
minutes or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said "An ambulance
just drove by. "
A few moments passed. "Matt's riding a new bike," he called out, and
then said, "It looks like the Andersons have company, and the Coopers
are screwing.
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled
father asked.
The son replied, "Little Billy Cooper is standing out on the balcony too."
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