Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 A round of shots: $34.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Lap Dance and Groping: $100.00 "Private dance" and hotel room: $500.00 Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her again: Priceless