10. Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooter's
9. The directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
enter the trailer park".
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from the local Roto-Rooter
6. The only item listed under the Preventive Care feature of coverage is
"an apple a day"
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
last week.
4. You find out that "Patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a typo
3. The only expense that is covered 100% is.....embalming.
2. With your last HMO, the Viagra pills didn't come in different colors
with little "M"s on them.
1. When you asked for Viagra, they gave you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!
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