A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex.".
"Oh I see.", replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that
in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a pkg
of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies,"Those
are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for..."
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