A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.
He can play any musical instrument in the world. He hears everyone in
the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc. So he says that he
will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus
starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50. Another
guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than
Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $50 too. A third guy walks up with
bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute
and sits it down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the man says. "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm gonna screw it as
soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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