One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and
some bad news". Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first." The
Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain.
It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have
intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is
called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you
to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet.
Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me.
What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked
upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these
two gifts at the same time."
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