Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corp., dies and goes to
heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a
good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hangout with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the throne room and
introduces him to God.
Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on."
God goes to the Celestial Super computer, types in a few keystrokes,
and waits for the result.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and God studies the piece of
paper for a minute and then speaks.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson
"but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than
yours."
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