Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache
Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
"What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"
Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
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