Men get laid, but women get screwed. -- Quentin Crisp (English writer)
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman
already knows.-- Frederick Ryder
Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. -- Billy Crystal
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it
in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? -- Beverly Mickins (American
comedienne)
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times;
her intelligence, eight times. -- Sanskrit proverb
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his
hands for masturbation. -- Jane Wagner
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.
-- Anonymous
You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made
sperm taste like chocolate. -- Carrie Snow
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
-- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses. -- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men
hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her
think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make
thousands miserable? -- Carrie Snow
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