Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag 6. I want it on my desk, NOW 5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there