An 85 year old man marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they
should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old fellow could
over-exert himself.
After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on
the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there is her
groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union. All goes well and
he duly takes his leave of her.
She prepares to go to sleep for the night. After a few minutes, there's a
knock on the door and there the old guy is again, ready for more action.
Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling, which is again
successful. Afterwards the octogenarian again bids her a fond good night,
then leaves.
By now, she is certainly ready for slumber. She is close to sleep for the
second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is
again, fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more. Once again they do the
horizontal boogie.
As they're lying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really
impressed that a guy your age has enough stamina to go for it three
times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good
for one."
The old guy looks at her with a puzzled expression and says, "Was I here
already?"
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