Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her
friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls
him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. When he
walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...."
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