An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants,
bread, butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down
next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation:
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we
only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the
states." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.
American: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to
Canada.
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