One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from
the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin'
for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to
the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on
the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and
two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open
the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest,
roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found
her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open
those beers first."
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