A friend of mine has an 18 year old son named Leroy. He attends Oakland
High School where they teach ebonics as a second language. Last week
he was given an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was use each of
the following words in a sentence. This is what Leroy did:
1. Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
2. Hotel...I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.
3. Odyssey...I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
4. Stain...My mother-in-law axed if i was stain for dinner again.
5. Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so i seldom.
6. Penis...I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
7. Catacomb...Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody
give that catacomb.
8. Forclose...If i pay alimony this month, i'll have no money forclose.
9. Undermine...There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
undermine.
10. Tripoli...I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but i couldn't fine no Tripoli.
12. Disappointment...My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment
they
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