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1) Pull any woman in the room.
2) Beat any man in the room in a fight.
3) Do the Lambada.
4) Have a coherent, in-depth discussion about politics, the trouble
with women, the England football manager, etc.
5) Stop dual-carriageway traffic just by holding your hand up.
6) Persuade 24-hour shop owners to sell you alcohol after 11pm.
7) Evade apprehension by officers of the law.
8) Fall down three flights of stairs without hurting yourself.
9) Do an impression of Riverdance on a narrow windows ledge five
stories Above the street.
10) Find your house.
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