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1.How many IS guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll put you in the queue and get back to you next week.
2.How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs are made of glass, and that makes them
too much like Windows.
3.How many OS/2 users does it take to change a
lightbulb? It's never been put to the test: OS/2 bulbs are
crash-resistant.
4.How many support technicians does it take to change a
lightbulb? Please hold and someone will be with you
shortly.
5.How many Windows 3.1 users does it take to change a
lightbulb? Only one at a time; they don't do preemptive
multitasking.
6.How many Windows 95 users does it take to change a
lightbulb? As many as you like, but only if your system
meets or exceeds a fast 486 processor with 16MB of RAM.
7.How many Evangelistas does it take to change a
lightbulb? All of them. One to publish the old bulb's email
address and the rest mail-bomb it until it goes away.
8.How many America Online users does it take to change a
lightbulb? None. They wait for new lightbulbs to be
added.
9.How many computer magazine editors does it take to
change a lightbulb? We don't know, they never return
calls or email.
10.How many Webmasters does it take to change a
lightbulb? 404 (Not found).
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