Here is some helpful info for you all:
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital
status. Attendance in at least ten is mandatory:
Course No. Course Title
101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107 Sex: Learning How to Initiate
108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down Myself
112 Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113 "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116 You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117 Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Basinger -- But You're Acceptable
118 Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
119 Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120 Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121 Sex: More Than Just Lying There
122 Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123 Vacations: Doing Without Four Suitcases
124 Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125 Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
SEMINARS FOR MEN
Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of any
marital status. Class size will be limited to 18 as material may
prove to be too difficult to comprehend or remember past lunch.
Course No. Course Title
201 Combating Stupidity
202 You Too Can Do Housework
203 P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
204 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
205 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money
206 Understanding the Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
207 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks")
208 Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
209 Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
210 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
211 Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
212 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
213 You - The Weaker Sex
214 Reasons To Give Flowers
215 How To Stay Awake After Sex
216 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
217 Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
218 SEX 218A - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
SEX 218B - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
219 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
220 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
221 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
222 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
223 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
224 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
225 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
226 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
227 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
228 The Attainable Goal - Omitting %=@!$ From Your Vocabulary
229 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary
230 Real Men Ask For Directions
231 How To Take Illness Like a Man
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