Country and Western Songs (Both types)




Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles

     1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
     2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
     3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
     4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
     5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
     6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
     7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
     8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
     9) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
     10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
     11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
     12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
     13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow
     14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
     15) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
     16) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
     17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
     18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
     19) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
     20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
     21) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
     22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
     23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
     24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
     25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
     26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
     27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
     28) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
     29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
     30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
     31) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
     32) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
     33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
     34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
     35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
     36) She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
     37) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
     38) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
     39) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
     40) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
     41) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
     42) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
     43) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
     44) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
     45) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly




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